

“But I’m in love with him.”
The simple words that crushed my spirit.
9gag:
I was so distrated by the pretty girl that I didn’t even realize what the little girl’s shirt says until I saw “Great Shirt” as the source.
Today, my seven-year-old niece came up to me and asked, “If we have Mother Nature and Mother Earth, does that make the universe a lesbian?” I didn’t know what to say. MLIA.
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I love this.
(via papertissue)
I recently just discovered a colony of legitament black mold living behind my sofa couch in my living room. I’m going to die. Not being dramatic or anything. This shit is going to fucking kill me. I’ll upload pictures of the murderer tomorrow. You will not believe it….
IT’S BEHIND MY BED TOO! AHHH!!!
I definitely don’t need society to tell me who I am or who I can be. If I say I’m an artist, then I am an artist. Who the fuck needs a degree to be an artist?
Radiohead - Treefingers
9gag:
Haha, Jacqui this is for you- the misery addict.
This would be me if only 1, 2, and maybe 5 were the only ones on there.
Quitting smoking is gonna be harder than I thought.
‘Specially with nights like this.
But you can do it! One day you’ll wake up and realize you went 3 days without even thinking about a cigarette.
I’m so small. I just saw my shadow and I thought how I am such a little person. It made me smile. I am small.
Now that is just adorable.
Sometimes I forget my eyes are blue.
Such a strange thing to forget since I have always had blue eyes.
I was in a car accident. At the scene, one ambulance was prepared to have me taken to a local hospital where I would be pronounced DOA. A second ambulance arrived and argued that I deserved a chance to live, since I was only 16. Less than 3 weeks later I walked out of the hospital doors. GMH
We need more people like this.